little rivers

"In the forest, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. Every day, the straight tree would say to the crooked tree, "Look at me...I'm tall, and I'm straight, and I'm handsome. Look at you...you're all crooked and bent over. No one wants to look at you." And they grew up in that forest together. And then one day the loggers came, and they saw the crooked tree and the straight tree, and they said, "Just cut the straight trees and leave the rest." So the loggers turned all the straight trees into lumber and toothpicks and paper. And the crooked tree is still there, growing stronger and stranger every day."

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I'm just a dreamer trying to make sense of the world.

Who would you want to narrate your life?

dbrist:

dannorton:

passthemike:

bugnut:

janieblue84:

adeandabet:

notthatkindagay:

joemuto:

branduponthebrain:

Ira Glass or Werner Herzog; Whoopi Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, and Morgan Freeman would be second tier candidates.

chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:  Hugh Laurie…in french

jackieheartsb:  Jonathan Rhys-Meyers or Sean Connery.

Me: Ron Howard, obviously.

Eddie Izzard.

Donald Sutherland.

Neil Gaiman…best voice ever!

Zooey Deschanel. Or Bob Dole..Close call though

christopher walken

robert downey jr.

Tom Waits…or Bobcat Goldthwait

  1. osker reblogged this from lenxo and added:
    Edward James Olmos
  2. dannybrist reblogged this from dannorton and added:
    jackieheartsb: Jonathan Rhys-Meyers or Sean Connery. Ron Howard, obviously....Tom...
  3. dannorton reblogged this from passthemike and added:
    robert downey jr.
  4. omgwtfnikki reblogged this from nathen and added:
    zach galifianakis. or demetri martin, of course. edward norton, fight club style is a good choice too…
  5. mcjocar reblogged this from partonz and added:
    Christopher Walken
  6. partonz reblogged this from nathen and added:
    neil patrick harris =)
  7. nathen reblogged this from byepolar and added:
    Demetri Martin, no question.
  8. small-paw reblogged this from museomike and added:
    Audrey Tautou or Helena Bonham Carter :)
  9. eccentriccelia reblogged this from passthemike and added:
    eddie izzard! for sure!
  10. alancass reblogged this from passthemike and added:
    Adam Brody, hes a cool guy
  11. itskellythreetimes reblogged this from dogganghappened and added:
    maya angelou or gerard butler with the scottish accent (i fell in love with it in p.s. i love you).
  12. dogganghappened reblogged this from passthemike and added:
    will farell as george dubya, and oprah
  13. janieblue84 reblogged this from adeandabet and added:
    Neil Gaiman…best voice ever!
  14. analogunicorn reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
    Ninomiya Kazunari, Will Arnett, or David Bowie. Their voices could charm the pants off viewers and make them walk away...
  15. fezmonkey reblogged this from imperiousrex and added:
    He’s past away but I always thought Ricardo Montalban would be cool.
  16. mega-dose reblogged this from mrgaddess
  17. manithda reblogged this from copetes and added:
    Frickin’ Miss Swan!! =]
  18. newyorkcubic reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
    Definitely Alec Baldwin - or, if Alec is busy drinking brains on other planets - Baz Luhrmann.
  19. monsterxero reblogged this from maeby and added:
    Jeremy Irons as Scar from “The Lion King”
  20. maeby reblogged this from jimmyjosh and added:
    Ron Howard for sure .. or Benjamin Linus
  21. yellowhat reblogged this from enteekaygee and added:
    Edward James Olmos, or Gary Sinise if it was a documentary. David Sedaris if it was a comedy.
  22. doodleology reblogged this from museomike and added:
    Allen Rickman, or Tom Hanks
  23. erikrepoarts reblogged this from imperiousrex
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